Why use Cups when Got the Holder,
couldn’t State it any Bolder.
Directly to Your mouth can Feed,
Longer straw is All you Need.
Lemons into Lemonade,
great Ideas from Goofs are Made.
Spilled my Drink and said, “Oh dear,”
then Though I’ve got something Here.
Pets would Like it for a Lick,
Swimming Fish would Sure be Slick.
Milkshakes, Beer, or any Drink,
Pour direct – What do you Think?
Save the Planet – Pitch the Plastic,
My idea is Not so Drastic.
If you’re Clumsy just like Me,
Good will Come I Guarantee!