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“The Break Wind Symphony”

Enjoy Relief’s Epitome, with “The Break Wind Symphony.” Silent Notes up to Extreme, Folks Alive know What I Mean. Proudly it’s Your own Creation, Praise should Be through the Duration. Crudely might Be called a Fart, Shame ‘cause it’s a True Mozart. Even if a Masterpiece, Swallow Pride and Be… Continue reading

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I or Me?

I or Me – Whoop De De, never Know which One to Be. Subject or the Object Pronoun, Each one Gives my Brain a Frown. I am Outside looking In, and My only Way to Win Maybe it is Grammar Rude, when in Doubt I use “The Dude.” Continue reading

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Homonym

Hom-uh-nim, Calm-a-gym, Ate at Eight and then a Swim. Meet there first to Have some Meat, Feet were dancing what A Feat. Homograph or Homophone, I’m confused and Not Alone. Bear in mind that when you’re Bare, Stair outside they just might Stare. Continue reading

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Sex in Seconds Flat

As I watch “Early” TV, mix of Products what I see. K-Y advertises That, can have Sex in Seconds Flat Guess there’s Reason for the Rush, demanding Lives seem to Crush. As I sit Here at my Age, “Seconds” reach another Stage. Like when Joints start to Lock, Cable News… Continue reading

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Immigrant

Immigrant to Foreigner, Aliens sure Cause a Stir. Reality is What I See, for They make Up most of Thee. I’m a Mutt and Proud to Be, no Mixed Blood there’d Be no Me! Continue reading

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Long, Long Hair – Long, Gone Hair

Long, Long Hair ‘til almost Nine, Long, Gone Hair this Gem of Mine. Was a Time when She was Small, now She’s growing very Tall. Time goes Slow – then Time goes Fast, plead the Memories to Last. As She’s making Life’s Impact, hope my Marbles stay Intact. Continue reading

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Football? Football?

Who has the Right to Use the Term, there are Two Sides and They hold Firm. Champions boast To the World, Arguments for Each are Furled. Great Athletes they Play both Games, the List too Long to Name the Names. The Truest Test without Fanfare, Switch the Balls and Play… Continue reading

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Clumsy

Why use Cups when Got the Holder, couldn’t State it any Bolder. Directly to Your mouth can Feed, Longer straw is All you Need. Lemons into Lemonade, great Ideas from Goofs are Made. Spilled my Drink and said, “Oh dear,” then Though I’ve got something Here. Pets would Like it… Continue reading

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Rubik’s Cubes

Rubik’s Cubes have Got me Puzzled, years of Patience – Brain still Muzzled. Juggling, One Hand, Covered Eyes, Others solve is No Surprise. For my Future can be Sure, Honestly – my Answer Pure. Be no Mental Acrobat, even With a “Rubik’s Flat.” Continue reading

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Chose the Latter for my Ladder

Chose the Latter for my Ladder, You might ask Why does that Matter? so I don’t Release my Bladder, when I’d fall I’d surely Splatter. Continue reading

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