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My Fortune in Writing

Took my Wife to Panda Express, Even now Try to Impress. Gave us Cookies – Sure they Do, Mystic Fortune must be True. Superstitious I am Not, Though will Stick with what I Got. I write Rhymes Just for Fun, My Humor ain’t for Everyone.   Continue reading

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Progression of a Bad Idea

An Idea pops into my Head, Added features Then are Bred. Stirred around Into the Mix, Humor and some Funny Quips. This is Oh So very Clever, Certainly a Prime Endeavor. Words are Swirling – Rhyming In, Excited to Let it Begin. Mind is Able and not Shirking, Comfort in… Continue reading

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Never too Old to Impregnate

Did my Homework as I Should, To Insure I’m awesome Good. Pictured what was Best for Me, Positioning seems really Key. Checked the Calendar and Date, Must be Today – It just can’t Wait. Just relax and Take it Slow, Let the Preparations Flow. Powered up so Very Much, Fertilizer,… Continue reading

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Three Weeks

This is how Three Weeks shows, Since the Crater by my Nose. Eye looks Like a Glove Collision, In a Ten Round Split Decision. Got a Reverse Elvis Sneer, I’m not Him that Fact is Clear. Though I truly Feel the Blues, Have misplaced my Blue Suede Shoes. Got inverted… Continue reading

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For our Mail Carrier

I am a Champion Procrastinator when it comes to anything associated with assembly, repair, or replace.  I had put off replacing our mailbox for a long time until my wife marched me to the store and bought a new one.  Then I was given the detestable task of assembling and… Continue reading

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My Diminishing Brain Cells

From the Things I Read and Hear, At my Age – Depressing Fear. Some Brain Cells – Already Gone, Out the Door – Beyond the Lawn? So I have to make a Plan, Remaining Cells they All must Ban. So it’s Not an Aberration, Task goes to Imagination. Perhaps just… Continue reading

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Your are Da Man

You are Da Man so in Command, When it’s your Plan to just Demand, For all to Fan a sad Dreamland, So you can Ban and not Expand, Beyond the Span of your Brass Band, And how you Ran a trite Newsstand, ‘Til you can’t Pan or not Remand, The… Continue reading

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Things that Should Rhyme

Speeches, Ball Scores, Legislation, Instructions to Kill Vegetation. Contracts, Bills, and Directions, Ways to Make some true Connections. Tax Codes, Weather, and the News, Which detergent You should Choose. Health Care, Bills, and Insurance, Programs to Increase Endurance. Facebook, Twitter, and the Rest, Ways to get Things off your Chest.… Continue reading

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Now this is Real Fake News

Donald and Daisy have Split Up, Mickey and Minnie it’s a Yup. Just switched Partners Yesterday, Don’t care what the Others Say. Huey changed His name to Bart, Dewey changed His name to Art. Louie set Himself Apart, Wants to Now be Known as Fart. Goofy’s brain Is off the… Continue reading

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Google – Clear the Slate with Fiber

Google pounced So in Control, on my Yard and Dug a Hole. Been a While yet to Atone, What remains – this Drab Headstone. Did not Ask but that’s OK, guess All Bullies act this Way. name of “Fiber” is this Thing, at my “Age” that “Word” is “King.” Clean… Continue reading

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